chdori:

every time this comes on my dash i watch it and every time it becomes even funnier than the time before and eventually it will be so funny that i will literally have an aneurysm and die.

emper-or:

Get this to 50,000 just because i want to be able to say to Cat in our old age: “remember that fucking 50k tumblr post from when you texted me on Thanksgiving 2013?”

emper-or:

Get this to 50,000 just because i want to be able to say to Cat in our old age: “remember that fucking 50k tumblr post from when you texted me on Thanksgiving 2013?”

micdotcom:

Woman live tweets IBM execs discussing why they don’t hire women, tries not to throw up

Toronto-based editor Lyndsay Kirkham has started a firestorm this week after overhearing what was apparently an incredibly sexist conversation between IBM executives at lunch — and live-tweeting it.

Unaware that they were transmitting sexist nonsense to cyberspace, the IBM executives openly discussed “why they don’t hire women.” If you take Kirkham’s account at its word, it actually gets way worse.

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Anonymous asked: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

titytwochainz:

white people cry reverse racism about comic book characters being colored black but they finna make an entire movie about egyptians starring all white people. 

i’m petitioning for a george washington biopic starring samuel l jackson.

Anonymous asked: What shampoo and conditioner do you use? You have Malibu Barbie hair! Beautiful. It looks soft and silky. I bet Delusor loves running their fingers through it.

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

miraige:

I fucking love Hirohiko.

miraige:

I fucking love Hirohiko.

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